Well, here I am. I am staying with a guy named Deuan (pronounce Day-en, he’s Welsh). He lives in a nice little flat:
The flat is at the top of a very drab building:
With a very nice view:

So that’s where I live. I’ve been doing boring stuff at Signpost involving their database. When going through a list of mailing labels, I found a woman named Macadangdang. It can’t be real, it must be a joke, but if only this woman really existed, life would be so much better for all of us. Anyway, I’ll keep rockin’ it on this side of the pond, you Americans stay safe.

