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Sonnets: Loss=Transformation

Posted in Uncategorized on March 16, 2009 by Seth Morgan

I

In Praise of Forgetfulness

A patterned absence: shadow leaves on snow,

A strain of music on the wind, a wisp

Of something in my mouth. The subtle gifts

Are given in his place, and somehow known

As traces, tracks left by the animal,

Who, great as men are great, would naturally

Impress himself on his surroundings, we

Reason, not willing to admit that all

The tears aside, a door will be a door

Without his heavy knock, a book will be

A book without his voice. The way we see

Him missing in the kitchen’s dirty floor

Persists, as dirt persists, but then again

Did not the dirt itself once pass—to man?

II

The Birdmen Lose Their Wings

It was difficult at first without the wings,

The feeling was all off, the balance wrong

As if we’d lost the tunes to all our songs

But something still impelled us all to sing.

We leapt off cliffs and balconies and dropped

Like stones in water through our native air,

Then higher, higher climbed, high as we dared,

Till even the most desperate had to stop.

We walked for several days on bloody feet,

Like animals, all shackled to the earth

Back packed with all the others lame from birth.

Till drawn by some starred piper to the sea,

We dreaming limped through dark awaiting night

And plunged into the cool, deep, secret flight.

III

After the Ascension

Angel: Why stand you staring after him?

He’s gone but he will soon return again,

And you will drown in floods of glory when

He rends the earth’s thin veil, but do not swim,

Inhale. Yet while you breathe stale air, I say:

Do not forget what wonder round about

Enshrines your dry dust path. Soon you will doubt,

It will be long, you will not know the way

But do not be so foolish as to think

That dust is dust, and not the stuff God’s hands

Made into you, that man is only man,

And not the image of the great unseen.

So now go forth, shake temples, shudder kings.

Go forth! Your world must shatter ere it sings.

Hey look, a blog!

Posted in Uncategorized on March 5, 2009 by Seth Morgan

Well, akidabroad.wordpress.com and I have had a varied relationship. We started off with my adventures in Scotland, then we worked together to publish bits of fiction for a while. After that we were briefly in the political satire business. Then I abandoned the partnership and went to the Dominican Republic.   So I haven’t written here in a while, but I think I might like to return.  Spring break is upon me and I’ll be going backpacking with my dad.  Maybe I’ll take some sweet pics, or even better, write some poetry.  Anyway, I might just make that part of my life public knowledge on the internet.  Why not.

It’s been fun

Posted in Uncategorized on May 12, 2008 by Seth Morgan

Well, this whole Irony Shmirony thing has been fun, it really has.  Colin’s picture of Saint Barack of Assissi even made it onto a right-wing site opposing the ACLU. Colin and I are practically famous, let me tell you.  But fun though it’s been, all good things must come to an end, or at least take an indefinite hiatus.  I’m in the Dominican Republic now, doing research on Microfinance.  If you are at all interested in that, check my other blog out.  If not, God bless.

Democrats Undecided, Fight to Death Proposed

Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2008 by Seth Morgan

With the democratic nomination still in deadlock, the much-vaunted superdelegates (party officials imbued with supernatural powers by a radiation blast at the 1976 convention) began to discuss the little-known duel to the death option. “By-law 486 section b clearly states that if no candidate secures a clear majority by May, the convention may schedule a gladiatorial battle using whatever weapons the party deems suitable” said superdelegate Arthur “Radon-Man” Symons. “Right now we’re thinking daggers and morning-stars, but we haven’t ruled out rubber chickens” said Edward Patterson, also known as “The Fly.”

Both candidates have declared themselves ready for the fight. “Are you not entertained?!! Is this not what you came for?!” cried Senator Clinton at a recent rally, before being informed that the fight had not actually taken place. Barack Obama had no comment for the media, but observers noted the spiked helmet he now wears to all press conferences would come in handy both for protecting his immaculate face and striking terror in the hearts of his enemies.

Sophomore Asserts Freedom, Cultivates Slug on Lip

Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2008 by Seth Morgan

In a bold move intended to assert his free spirit and independence from others’ opinions, local sophomore Dwight Lundy recently decided to raise a rare species of South American slug on his upper lip. The exotic Hairy Leopard Slug, hailing from the headwaters of the Amazon River, is intended to give Lundy an air of devil-may-care maturity lacking in his fellow sophomores. “Great isn’t it?” grinned Lundy, soon after procuring the bizarre creature, “I’m just seeing how it goes for now. I’ll probably take it off before break.”

Reactions to his unconventional facial decoration have been mixed. Several of Dwight’s friends reportedly consider it “awesome” and “hilarious,” though reactions from the opposite sex have generally ranged from vague disgust to uncomfortable laughter.

Scientists are divided as to the possible consequences of Dwight’s slug-stash experiment. Though most agree it will only make him slightly more belligerent and out-going than he once was, a sizable minority contend that it will act as a stimulant on his nervous system, sending him into a short-lived bout of euphoria before eventually sucking his life away, leaving him a shattered shell of his once unselfconscious self.

Regardless, it is certain that life will never be the same for everyone who knows Dwight Lundy. Other sophomore males in his circle of influence are already considering ways that they too can assert their self-assurance. “I think maybe I won’t cut my hair for a while,” said Arthur Dingly. “Maybe I’ll wear this bright yellow t-shirt,” chimed in Mathew Boberick. “I know! I’ll get someone to give me braids!” Exclaimed Landon Newberry. No word yet on whether any of these changes have helped these strong, independent young men in their ongoing quest for a chance to hold hands in third lobby with a girl.